Here is a dispatch from “Agence française de presse” which dates a little, but which resurfaces after a journalist RTL came out. Keep in mind that this is a very serious dispatch, although it may seem like a bewildering addition

I let you listen to the recording.

You will also find the retranscription of the dispatch in the continuation of the ticket.

And if you are interested in this type of fact know that in recent years awards are awarded. Indeed, the Darwin Awards , created in 1993, are prizes awarded to people who, dead or sterilized as a result of particularly stupid behavior on their part before they could procreate, are thus thanked (most often posthumous) to have, in this way, contributed to the overall improvement of the human genetic heritage.

“After that, cracking the match was my big mistake. But I was just trying to get the hamster back. Eric Tomaszewski told the stunned doctors at the Burns Department at the Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew Kiki Farnum were admitted for emergency treatment after a sodomy went seriously wrong.
“I pushed a cardboard tube into his rectum and slid Raggot, our hamster, inside,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted” Armageddon! “To indicate that he had enough.
I tried to get Ragot back, but he did not go out, so I looked in the tube and cracked a match, thinking that the light could attract him. ”
At a press conference, a spokesman for the hospital described what happened next: The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and burning his face severely. She also set fire to the hamster’s coat, which, in turn, ignited a larger pocket of gas further into the intestine, propelling the rodent like a cannonball.
Tomaszewski was burned to the second degree and had a broken nose by impact with the hamster, while Farnum was burned in the first and second degree at the anus and on the lower part of his bowel.

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